Puke Crawl

Work in a call centre all night long five nights a week

On shift number five told to go drinking with the bosses

Drink till drunk then drink till you puke this is an order

I did this twice with them when I worked in a small BPO

Twice was enough drink till I crawl had my fill no more

Takes the stress away but I’m not doing it again

I was too tired after shift asked time and again

Let’s drink till we puke and crawl in many call centres

Not my thing now with my team mates who aint my pals

Too many differences interest wise and age

I’m not in their little click how many times?

I drink alone after shift five know what I wanna do

Not spend time with them or their fake friends

All plastic posturing and lies none of it for me

Work in a call centre drink till you puke and crawl