Ode to a Pig
Another tribute most deserving
In keeping with a previous serving
Of insight, knowledge and understanding
About various creatures and their standing
This time, the humble pig:
Yes your piggy may have gone to market
Or stayed at home for a change
But that was only in a nursery rhyme
Just fiction in the main
For the pig is a thing of great beauty
Although maybe some wouldn't agree
As they see it as a means to an end
For breakfast, dinner or tea
In your case oh highly intelligent one
Paying homage to you and your kin
To live and behave the way you do
Most certainly is no sin
You are sociable and understanding
In everything that you do
Having no clear culinary preferences Domesticated creatures are you
Descendants of the boar or hog
Most pigs are proud and worthy of
All have well developed hearing
But your smell may not be so appealing
Communicating by squeal and grunt
The weaker young one being a runt
A billion porkies in a world thats big
So nobody's worried if they lose one pig
In closing oh most eminent mammal
It's no surprise you're a popular animal
Not only for your chops and bacon
But for medical research and operations
Long.
Live.
The.
Pig!
(Well only till we need to kill it)