Twittering twattery

Katey-Click-Baitery

Pissed up on winery

Our Hatey Katery,

Twittering blithely,

is Hatey-Katery,

Twattering, spluttering,

Katey-hate-mongering,

Twattering splattering,

Odiously shittering,

Hatefully mongering,

Twattering blithely,

Is that chap gaytery?

Asks Hatey Katery

He must be gay-ery!

Says Hatey Katery,

Yes he seems gay-ery,

Says Katey on Twattery

Says she would bet on it,

He dresses gay-ery,

Says Katey Hatery,

His outlook is gay-ery,

Says Katey Hatery,

He's prob’ly gay-ery,

He must be gay-ery,

That is the rumour-y,

Says Katey Hatery

Please look at me-ery

Pissed as a fartery

Twattery in leopardy skinnery.