I’m late, I’m late,

For a very important date,

Yesterday has bin n’ gonee,

Poetry Day went up the Swanee,

Did it float up?…or float right down?

Yes, I was in my favourite pub, in town,

I ducked into the Dog n’ Duck,

(Where t’ pavements are not full o’ muck)

Memory on a great meander,

Leakin’ like a collander,

But at least I’ve read that poem about doggy do,

Thanks to RA, and those children too!

Pretty please, we’ve enough with coughs and sneezes!

Don’t go spreading more ‘orrid diseases,

Scooby Dooby dooby doo,

Pick up your poo, please, after you!