These are all those foreigners

For whom their dual goal

Is both to take our jobs from us

While living on the dole.

 

And at the forefront of all this

The Daily Mail notes

Are those who risk their lives for this

Their war cry “Stop the Boats!”

 

But what they never publish

Which gets far less acclaim

Official figures for this year

Show 30,000 came.

 

Yet total immigration

To these shores this year

Was 1.2 million folk

The ONS is clear.

 

So 30,000 refugees

Who over rough seas went

Well, do the maths yourself; you'll find

That's 2.5%

 

Of course this won't persuade you

You'll simply offer quotes

From the Tory Daily Mail

“For God's sake 'Stop the Boats!'”.