(Inspired by a typo)

Do not stand at my grave and wee.
I'm damp enough. Just let me be.
You said you'd pour the finest wine
In tribute to these bones of mine;
So was it some stupendous thirst
That prompted you to drink it first?
Please note my epitaph so final
Does not contain the word "urinal".
Do not stand at my grave and wee.
I'll haunt your ass, I guarantee.