To be serving, or to be extracting?
Like my aunt at Thanksgiving, taking all the good stuff!

To be clever, or to be innocent?
I'll take clever, with a side of sarcasm and eye-rolling!

To be performing for others, or fooling others to perform?
I mean, have you seen my Instagram stories?

To be smiling, or to be analytical?
Can I just be smiling, while secretly analyzing everyone's outfit choices?

To be or not to be... awake during meetings?
Zzz... just kidding, I'm totally paying attention...

To be or not to be... a morning person?
Ugh, don't even get me started... coffee, where's the coffee?!

To be or not to be... a responsible adult?
Ha! Who needs responsibility when you can have pizza and Netflix?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait, is that just me laughing hysterically?

Anyway, to be or not to be... that is the question. But let's be real, the answer is clearly to be laughing, eating pizza, and watching Netflix.