(The tune and accompaniment is hung loosely on Reverend Gary Davis's "Cocaine Blues")
 

Yonder comes my baby dressed in green

I've got the simplest plan you ever have seen

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

Yonder comes my baby dressed in white

It's all so easy just to end this fight

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

 

Hey hey, Putin won't you join me quick

Let's both work together on this dirty trick

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

 

Yonder comes my baby dressed in red

I've got no respect for their thousands dead

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

Yonder comes my baby dressed in pink

I don't give a damn about what NATO thinks

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

 

Hey hey, Putin won't you join me quick

Let's both work together on this dirty trick

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

 

Yonder comes my baby dressed in black

Volodymyr Zelensky I'll stab you in the back

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.

Yonder comes my baby dressed in blue

And I've got plans for Greenland too

Ukraine - I'll flush you down the drain.

 

Hey hey, Putin won't you join me quick

Let's both work together on this dirty trick

Ukraine – I'll flush you down the drain.