She is chic

She is peak

She is the way you ought to speak

For she is Glandma

 

She has kids who have kids

But she doesn't let that put her in the skids

She is the glamourous grandma

She is Glandma

 

She is rich and wealthy in knowledge

She has an enviable beautiful heritage

She doesn't care about grammar

For she is Glandma

 

You'll take her bins out and wonder why

She always wins at eye-spy

We all think she is great

But she knows she's the greatest

For she is Glandma

 

Bow down and take the fall

You know you want it all

As it's time now for the Glandma ball

For she is Glandma