Who do you dink you are 
Some kind of pickle star
Oh yeah I like your fancy style
When you play you make me smile
People are coming from near and far
Who do you dink you are

When you are live on court
You are creating a sensation 
With your paddle in your hand
Nothing but good vibrations
What an exciting performer
You always play a stormer

Standing tall on the baseline
You serve ace after ace
Your return is a thing of power
Volley or lob in your face
Out of sight your drop shot 
Punch and smash look what you got

I've got my beady eye on you
You are the master of your craft
Take me under your wing
As your student and I will graft
With your guidance the world is mine
My day will come and I will shine

Who do you dink you are 
Some kind of pickle star
Oh yeah I like your fancy style
When you play you make me smile
People are coming from near and far
Who do you dink you are

Who do you dink you are
Some kind of picklestar