The lynx effect

Lynx is gonna catch me the birds
Sort the dogs from the herds
I’m sure
For a man
I’m sure
And my triple bladed high tech razor
Will induce the sensual stroke
I’m a razored bloke
I stoke and poke in foreign lands
Fighting off the female hands
Those Fingertips so glossy red
My lynx effect lays the leopard skin bed
Tonight
And its what we need
This constant feed of female attracting products
To prove we are the men
To the party hens on the pull
Vodka Red bull and lemonade
A manly drink custom made
Gets it up and gets it laid
Tears the rag of the threadbare frayed
For the musky bull is virile
loves for miles and miles and miles
Forget the viagra, kamagra, lubes and creams
I’m the hairy chest 1970s screwing machine
scarlet faced flushed fiery ice white smiles
My Ben Sherman shirt gives me the style
I need
The pencil in lead to spread the seed
You are chicken feed
I am indeed a man
Rub that stubble chin
Open your ears to my manly din
And hear me scream
At the football team
Shout at the lager lout
Should he challenge me
Do not think to challenge me
Me got lynx power
It lasts for hours
Survives the group showers
And the hairy hot tubs
Smell me
Tell me I’m a man
  Bugger the old spice
Brylcream
I don’t surf if you know what I mean
My bread is head buttered
Mean I am a mean mother
And mother will smother me with kisses
Ill  clean the dishes im no prude
Lynx men are loud and rude
And for mummy we ain’t shy
She kept us clean and dry
The apple of the eye
The lynx man
Stallion!
Like a tomcat spray
Not a neutered premature delay
Just spray
Splash it all over
Go for a spin in your 8 litre Range Rover
You serious piece of man
Find a woman and spray