The aerial’s blown down, there’s no TV

The Jeremy Kyle Show was more like Snow

Thank goodness I watched United / Chelsea

Before these winds really started to blow

Now football’s finished, reception can go

And I don’t care. I’ll read or play music

Or go out, and the time won’t pass so slow

Who am I kidding? When the aerial’s fixed

I’ll relapse into TVaholic

Collapse into the sofa and watch Free-

View: Battlefields with Peter and Dan Snow

Or Question Time, see Labour take some stick

The music channels… Hey, but did you see

The Eurovision Song Contest? Oh no……….