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And why is it that hair shall grow
From the waxy canal and edge of lobes
From the crease of toes
And the awkward inner of nose
?
Have you felt the pain when pop it goes
Ouch! from root.
Why is it that a single follicle decides to sprout, to shoot
Fifty feet long, when neighbours less endowed, have nothing to shout about,
Except going grey?
Ugly fifty-foot long single hair
Get out of there, ouch!, go away.
No wonder your single, being with you was way too painful.
Nature has a way for body peculiarity shows.
And moving down
To the hind and the crease where nobody goes
Willing, crack, nothing worse than that sight surely sore?
Why body hair spilling
mid life? Why endure?
I never ordered or asked for this Xmas ‘brut’ spray ‘sure’.
And it is no cosmetic improvement
So nature is flawed and has failed
She has turned me into a hairy wale hunting old spice
So I must revolt, react, rebel come up with some device.
Take tweezers into the cavern wreak havoc and hell in there
And pull
Exfoliated
Extract
Male cosmetic attention
Male grooming
Female zooming in on potato crops in my ears
Is there a famine I ask
Organic produce, an easy task in there
Look at all that wax
I hate body hair
A friend said “ its your Sean Connery stage of life”
So where’s the bond girls then?
Miss money penny you slinky hen I always had a thing for you
How about some assistance
We could use superglue as a waxing special agent
007 make up range
neatly trimmed neatly arranged
the efficient way to remove body hair is to use a woman.
That is the answer.
They know best.
Unless they like you hairy of course.

 

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clarissa mckone

Sun 5th Dec 2010 02:46

really funny, and great. men should have hair, just not in ears or noses.the uni brow should be trimmed, and ur hair dresser should take care of all but the nose hair.

Rachel Bond

Thu 25th Nov 2010 09:13

god is a bitch...proof...woman suffers the torments of puberty, menstruation, pain childbirth, men,more pain childbirth, men,painful exfoliation and wax hair removal, periods and then just when the last ordeal of the menopause occours, with divine wisdom, God says "here you go love, have a beard" Only a woman could be so cruel.

i would quite happy undergo surgery to have huge penis and swarthy good looks to drive women wild with my masculine/feminine ways, however its all that body hair puts me off and the fact that everyone would think i was gay and mincey...ee its a troublesome world.

personally i like slinky men with lots of smoothe skin and some nice hairy bits to play with xx

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Val Cook

Tue 23rd Nov 2010 08:55

Good poem,its the hairy noses that give me the shivers. Love to hear you perform this one Pete.X

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Mon 22nd Nov 2010 19:04

really good poem Pete! remind me to show you my yeti impression sometime! exfoliation? I call it 'de-fluffing'-except for my chrome dome-who loves ya baby!

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Francine

Mon 22nd Nov 2010 14:12

This made me laugh (with a rolling of the eyes)... so you to say such things!

Mais ne t'inquiètes pas mon amour...
Je t'aime comme tu es.
xxxxx

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Isobel

Mon 22nd Nov 2010 13:40

Very funny - should perform well. On the whole male body hair doesn't bother me, I must admit - though huge tufts of it coming from the ear, aren't that attractive. Much harder being a woman, I think. Don't know many men who can tolerate body hair on a woman.

Pete Crompton

Mon 22nd Nov 2010 12:04

ha! part of this performance is the unveiling of my haiy chest on stage! believe me its there (the hair) hare here, here hare

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Ann Foxglove

Mon 22nd Nov 2010 11:39

Great! Really impressive Pete!" a hairy wale hunting old spice" is an image I shall never forget! I must say you never look anything like that in any of your profile pics! It's great being fair - no one notices how hairy you might be! Except when the sun shines! x

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