LUMBERJACKS AND PEPPERMAIDS As the Lumberjacks tell the Peppermaids: "NO!" How many turn to drink full time? After accepting credit of one glass? For conversational courage? Not liable for any circumstances Conversations can go unstable As well as celestial the Peppermaids are afraid to look in the eye Best of times Standard charges Terms and conditions Throughout your lifetime Still apply As the Lumberjacks tell dating agencies: "Looking for love.. but NO Peppermaids!" How many still rueful and too scared? Who dread it could all happen again? Is the amount who want to repeat with different faces? This time making move of first? Is this enough to carry on with the business? To sustain a foreseeable future? As the Peppermaids tell the Lumberjacks: "STOP!" As the lumberjacks tell the Peppermaids: "NO!....."