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by Ann Foxglove

Monday 3rd January 2011 6:31 pm (first posted Sunday 2nd January 2011 5:39 pm)

Look you motherfuckers

I’m a fox, right??

I need something tasty

Something tasty

So I can live

Right?

You scumbags

leave your garbage out for me

Right?

Then you complain that I

come and dispose of your

Crap!

Well sod you!

I’m here in the cold

And here you are

With leftover turkey

And bacon and stuff

Do you think I’ve had

Enuff?

It’s tuff if I occasionally eat your cat

I can’t help that.

You feed me don’t you?

When it suits

You!

Clearing up your shit.

Or making your kids say

“Ahh! How sweet!”

So just get stuffed for Christmas!

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Julian (Admin)

Wed 5th Jan 2011 10:04

Pretty witty ditty of those vixens in the city, Ann.
Naturally, one is fyocked by the language used by so demure a personage as yourself. Who said rock and roll was dead, eh?
Sock it to them!

Cynthia Buell Thomas

Mon 3rd Jan 2011 17:46

Love it. I would take out the bracketted comment as not needed in the roll of invective. Don't remove this piece, it's priceless; reminds me of Robin Williams, the famous American actor, doing a monologue.

<Deleted User> (6315)

Mon 3rd Jan 2011 11:56

When I read I thought "Oh YES" We do expect everything to conform in our sanitized little world don't we?..I thoroughly enjoyed this one Ann x

Crackling

Mon 3rd Jan 2011 00:52

Boy, they breed Hard and Tough in your part of the motherf'ng world. :/

<Deleted User> (7212)

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 20:52

Foxes are foxes & they do what they do, right?
So they've just as much of a right to be here as anyone else, right?
But people are people & the exact same thing applies. Many will say "ah but we are sentient & should know better".
Sorry - it doesn't work like that - if you start adding in all sorts of Ifs & Buts you soon tie yourself up in knots & end up with the UN, the EU, and every other motherfuckin waste-of-space concept you can shake a shitty stick at. I still LIKE foxes, BTW.

Indigo

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 20:33

This is a very fun read.

I'm meant to be doing an essay on animal poetry so this is technically revision *carries on procrastinating*.

Ann Foxglove

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 19:32

Thanks for spotting the typo Anotionionio! x

<Deleted User> (7789)

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 18:24

They can fox off, can't they? (Is there a mis-spelling in the title Ann?

Ann Foxglove

Sun 2nd Jan 2011 17:40

I don't think this will be here for long!* Just been reading an article about how foxes are getting bigger therefore more dangerous. I wonder why? xx * self censorship will probably kick in tomorrow.

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