Over Fence Noise
They could never rival Miss Marples,
for they've no clue just how to use clues,
instead they use stale old presumptions,
that make it so hard to walk in their shoes.
All good sleuths need a portion of insight,
and a fresh approach to viewing the facts,
otherwise they will never rival the weakest,
of all those tired old Fleet Street hacks.
What a system of justice we would end up with,
if their poor logic was ever employed,
to chase down the culprits of real crimes,
instead of making their over fence noise....
©Rhumour
February 3rd 2011