Charming!

 

Husband had a present,

To give unto his wife,

It was the biggest little bogey,

You have ever seen in your life.

 

Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

 

Wife looked at her present,

And decided it was crap,

So she tipped the Sunday dinner,

All over husband's lap.

 

Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

 

Husband he was angry,

To see his ruined clothes,

So he quickly grabbed the bogey,

And put it back up his nose.

 

Charming!.....Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

 

Husband and wife soon parted,

Each went their separate way,

Husband kept the bogey,

And would polish it every day.

 

Charming!......Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

 

Wife eventually remarried,

To a man bad tempered and mean,

At least” she used to tell herself,

“He keeps his nostrils clean.”

 

Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah,

                                    Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah.

(c)Ledger de la Bald