The Big Society
When your town is sleeping peacefully
And the people are all sound
There’s food to fill the cupboards
And no inflation on the pound
When you think that there’s a heaven
And you’ve always got a friend
Don’t be so sure of what you think
There’s trouble round the bend
It’s lurking in the parliament
It’s creeping to the streets
It’s making sure that you get poor
And your family never eats
It’s filtered through the radio
And plugged on the t.v
Lock up your wives and run for your lives
Raaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh It’s the big society!
With its tentacles and big sharp teeth
And socially crippling ways
Taking c.v’s from the searchers
And then leaving them for days
It chews up all the services
And takes away the jobs
Gives riches to the kings
And gives more bills to the slobs
It builds up high rise yuppie flats
And tears down council dwellings
Then dresses itself up as a movement
And thinks it’s so compelling
It stabs the public sector
And cuts the BBC
Keep a watchful eye, and your wallet close by
Raaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh It’s the big society!
It’s crawling through the job centre
And through the prison bars
Get ready for higher insurance rates
And taxes on your cars
It creeps behind the bin men
And rummages through their pockets
And when students read about their fees
Their eyes pop out their sockets
It stomps to Mr. Moneybags
Puts an extension on his home
Then puts 5 million aside for his wife
For necklaces alone
It has them saying ‘Marvelous,
That’s as fair as we can be
Get the kids in bed, that’s settled my head
Raaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh It’s the big society.
It divides the town into rich and poor
And makes them go bezerk
Alienation is its job for the day
And it’s doing some damn good work
It messes up our politics
It cuts back on our schools
Turns rich men into millionaires
And idiots into fools
It leaves the place in ruin
With a bloodstain on its fang
Whoever opposes this monster today
Shall be the one to hang
The country’s going to hell it seems
And we ain’t gonna get there for free
So I’m running to France, ‘cause we ain’t got a chance
Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh It’s the big society
Tom Harding
Thu 24th Mar 2011 20:09
nice. very funny.