Girls use brooms for pleasure,
just like witches
no men around to itch the twitches,
or rather, man banished,
Cuz libido vanished in a puff overnight.
Hocus pocus!
I summon man or ‘bloke us’ (or whatever his name is)
to promptly disappear
his widget thing is nowhere near,
as good as the vibrato gear,
I buy from here,
and there
he is redundant
he is spare
for tonight
I send him out with a kiss and
His suspicious but happy smile
Out on the town
and I’m alone
with rubber rabbit
and black mamba
2 glasses of wine
and a right hand
that’s the understander
of the pleasure zone
so much better than
the ’zopiclone’ efforts
of a his hairy hunk.
Granted theres no milky lunch
But small price to pay
Small credit crunch
These rubber toys are worth it