Trev's USA Tour 2011
Arrival and car collection last night
06.04.11 - 13) I’d flown far and went for my car
The woman said “it’s small”,
Lee said “he’s not that tall”
She tried to get me to use something flash
So earning the company some extra cash
But I said “like as not I’ll stick with what I’ve got”
I saw the car and to my surprise
It was like an English family size
So I won’t travel in a hurry
But there’s one thing that may cause worry
That’s when the front seat I sit upon
Be thinking “where’s the damn steering wheel gone?”