Another week at work, oh bloody hell

I’m a wage slave just like that Ronaldo

The millionaire that United won’t sell

Duck, Ronnie, when Fergie does the boot throw

Another week at work, bloody hell, no

At this rate I’ll be no Rockefeller

I have just bought a new umbrella though

Hey, get your hands off it, Uri Geller!

Another week at work, how to tell Her

Indoors there’s no pause on the old treadmill

So put our backs into it, round we go

Each week like some old song by Paul Weller

Another week at work, oh bloody hell

Please save me from this life of a saddo!