Lanky Lanky Lancaster

Tall prospects for the prospective student

to be engulfed in the campus bubble

to avoid the trouble on morcabme promenade

 

Cranky Cranky Lancaster

On edge from the influx of the post teen anxiety

their heads in the gutter

looking far away from the glimmering stars

 

Ranky Ranky Lancaster

scaring off southerners who thought grim was a myth

grey sky's cascading these landscapes

northerners feeling truly at home

 

Manky Manky Lancaster 

pigeons over populating people

pasty and pies are a primitive desire

the people provide questionable looks to those with skinny jeans

 

You couldn't have it any other way

from Bailirigg to Morecambe bay 

A somewhat lenient love letter

to lancaster from me