(This is what the NHS is for)
I thought I’d address my wobbly gut
And give liposuction a try
Cos slimming alone wouldn’t do what I want
And this is my main reason why.
It’s not that I want to lower my weight
I’m perfectly happy to stick
I just want to redistribute some of my fat
By having it pumped in my prick.
See you're getting straight to the point here John, well hopefully, give me a giggle! Thanx for comment on Time after time, I won't bark it out, I can deliver some in a refined manner! cheers Jeff
Yes - but you'd probably end up with a very wobbly prick that wouldn't do the trick and then you'd start relying on liposuction again...
Lol, had to laugh at this, John, and you called me a dirty gerty!!!
Join the queue, ladies, join the queue.
Have you no shame??????? :)
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<Deleted User> (7212)
Fri 16th Sep 2011 19:28
I reckon that the effluvia of liposuction could be put to better use by shipping it over to africa in those giant oil tankers to make cakes and biscuits and sweetmeats to feed the starving millions - you'd feed a village on your own (and me another )