STACKER DRIVER

Here I work at Park Cakes driving a forklift

for a living on a low paid wage.

I’m outside everyday, in the cold of winter

and the warmth of summer.

It can be an interesting job

meeting some decent blokes

but some can be such cunts.

With my mates Woz and Mark

we drive around with our pallets

to pay our bills.

When a pallet is dropped,

everyone laughs to pity the poor

sod who is a Park Cakes stacker driver.