If you're in line for a change of scene

With others of like mind

With attentive staff and lots to do

But no need to unwind

A break in sunny Cuba...

It's hot on any day

Rendition Flights are offering

A trip to Guantanamo Bay.

 

No hassle with your booking

They'll take you right away

You can even go via other lands

To maximise your stay

Sampling other cultures

That you'll remember come what may

So fly with the best - Rendition Flights -

To exclusive Guantanamo Bay.

 

There's lots of things to do there

To occupy the time

Not to take a trip with them

They say would be a crime

There's adult fun aplenty

And how they love to play

All sorts of games they've got for you...

In reclusive Guantanamo Bay.

 

If you find yourself in their hands

Aboard a west bound jet

They'll declare without a doubt

What you don't see you'll soon get

Endless hours of fun and sport

To test the livelong day

Come to the best - and last - resort

Come to Guantanamo Bay!