Reliable camera

For sale.

Excellent condition

Careful owner.

Used once

Costa Coffee.

Positioned outside

Ladies loo.

Not guilty

Offensive action.

Finger slipped

Human error.

Negative result

I flashed.

Dazzled focus

Automatic rewind.

Strap tightened

Hidden away.

Alleged crime

Fled scene.

Handed form

Railway station.

Police questionnaire

Fill in.

Notice anyone

Acting suspiciously?

Weird friends

Not included.

Tick once

For yes.

Leave blank

For no.

Screwed up

Instant response.

Put advert

On E- Bay.

Once sold

Use money.

To start

New hobby.

Sporty trainers

Thick socks.

Healthy activity

Outdoor fitness.

Keep away

Town centre.

Urgent newsflash

Rude nude.

Plain clothes

Hot pursuit.

Before ambushed

Bolton Naturalists.

Naked jogging

Membership required.

Enrolment confirmed

Hanging loose.

Cheeky boy

Running free.

Bare buttocks

Accounted for.