On the Festival trail

Enquiring in Costa Coffee

No poetry in window

Directed to the back

Sure enough the poem

Displayed on notice board

Sensitively placed in between

Urgent call customer's toilets

Ladies on the left

Gents on the right

I pointed my lens

First it was up

Then down too far

I fiddled with it

To get maximum effect

Huge gigantic powerful flash

As one door opens

A startled lady appeared

With face of horror

What are you doing?

Have you got permission?

This is completely outrageous

I put it away

Took to my heels

Out the main door

Not even looking back

Jumped on the train

Express to Stockport please

The poor victim involved

When regaining her memory

Said to her dismay

I'm sorry to say

The size of it

Blocked my full view

But I don't mind

Even with the shock

Reliving the moment again

With a line up!