Look both ways
Billy
There was once a little boy who worked very hard,
Who got straight A's in every subject on his report card.
His name was Billy,his dad was so proud,
As a reward every year,to choose a gift he was allowed.
Billy chose one pink golf ball, this mystified his pa.
So finally when he was 18 ,dad got fed up and bought him a car.
Billy was fine with this and took it for a ride,
Went down town parked opposite the Kentucky Fried.
As he crossed the road ,Billy admired the car couldn't believe his luck.
But half way across was tragically hit by a big truck.
His dad sad but curious as on his death bed Billy lied
"What did you do with the pink golf balls Billy?""Well I -----"with that Billy died.
The moral of the story is ,don't be distracted when you cross the road,look both ways.