Guaranteed full cover

Jim and Barbara Bassey were on their way to Meadowhall,

But the car they were driving did spasmodically stall.

Jim said to Barbara in the car park,

"Carry on shopping ,I'll have it fixed before dark."

When Babs came back she saw a pair of legs sticking out from the chassis,

Jim was wearing shorts,"Ooo,I can see your spare parts Mr Bassey!"

Babs dutifully,put her hands up his shorts and put his bits back in place.

When she stood up Jim was stood by her ,quite red in the face.

The mechanic however had to have ten stitches in his forehead,

Couldn't understand why Barbara had grabbed him instead.

Our guarantee covers everything parts and labour,

And our mechanics wear long trousers doing Barbaras a favour.