Declan was a miser and worshiped all his cash,

Underneath his matress all his savings he would stash.

His wife was made to promise when he finally died,

She was to sneak up to his coffin and all the money she would hide.

Declan died tragically in an accident at the docks,

At the burial she sneaked up to the coffin and left the money in a box.

"True to my word,I love you my dear Dec,

When you open up the box you'll see a big fat cheque."