This is the last Christmas !

Cos Santa Claus has got the sack

for growing weed and selling crack.

 

Upon his arrest he did protest his innocence

and made it clear

it was for personal use

and medication for his reindeers.

 

As part of his defence

he said he wasn't to blame

it was the fault of years

of success, stress and fame.

 

At sentence Judge Ebenezer said

" From now on things will be bleak,

no more presents or Christmas treats.

I must pull the plug

and lock you away

forever and a day"

 

BAH HUM BUG !