Stan the" stallion"goes to the doctor feeling depressed and ill,

His relationship with his wife no longer had a thrill.

The doctor recommended exercise and his stamina he would rebuild.

"Jogging ten miles a day for 30 days and you soon will be fullfilled."

30 days later Stan rings the doctor  and says his stamina was great,

The doc asked whether the thrill had returned between him and his mate.

"My wife could n't  understand why I was 300 miles from home,

She ran away with the milkman and now they are holidaying in Rome !!