In what appeared to some to be a daring raid on our website, finely polished verses and whole poetry profiles were apparently spirited away under the noses of our security staff.
Unlike its Belgian counterpart, we don’t think your gems ever left the premises.  Our investigators believe they have now recovered all the missing loot, secured the perimeter, and believe the problems are now sorted.
The snag is, I could never see the problem anyhow, as the profiles were always on view to me. So, please could you check and let us know if it is now fixed, and all your valued possessions back safe and sound?
We apologise for the problems. Many thanks to software Superintendent, Paul, for arresting the problem. If he has.