Chris Huhne,

So were you using your phone?

Or speeding some 30 zone?

It’s time for you to atone.

Miss Pryce,

You made a daft sacrifice,

Compounded then with your lies,

Constructing your alibis.

Chris Huhne should beware the misdeeds of

A woman that’s spurned rants and raves;

There’s a proverb Miss Pryce should take heed of

“If you act in revenge, dig two graves!”

Chris Huhne,

At worst you would have incurred

A 12 month ban, so I heard;

Instead you’ll do 8 months bird.

Miss Pryce,

You caused this whole pantomime

Becoming partner to crime

You’ll also serve 8 months time.