Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Ladies and Gentlemen

Boys and girls

In this space and around the world

Raise your hands

Let flags unfurl

For Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

She can sing – she can dance

She’s signed up for a comedy romance

A billion web views – not by chance

For Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Here’s a fowl you all can rate

She’ll never end up on your plate

Even Colonel Sanders rates

Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Look at how she’s trending now

Graham Norton, he says LMAO

Jonathan Ross is liking us now

It’s Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Listen to her play guitar

Hear her genius on sitar

Simon Cowell says she’ll go far

Will Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Sign the petition, get online

We want her for PM, now’s the time

100,000 people cry

For Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

The Sun captures the national mood

Jordan pictured with her brood

Who the hell could not be moved

By Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Now she’s topped the download charts

One Direction? They’re old farts

Move aside lads, move apart

For Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Hey, in every college, every school

Dostoyevski’s Chicken’s cool

The app’s on every smartphone screen

This bird’s not angry, she’s not mean

Her owner’s got an Audi now

This is one astonishing fowl

Chicken’s got talent, chicken’s got style

For this one, go the extra mile

 

The darling of the TV execs

Filling space in tabloid press

Chat shows, adverts, just what next?

For Dostoyevski’s Chicken

 

Yes, she got the match score right

Pecked the flag in red and white

A fortune teller overnight

Is Dostoyevksi’s Chicken

 

 

 

Dostoyevski’s Chicken’s died

A nation mourns, a nation cries

Now, what’s on the other side?

Ah, it’s Cheryl Cole’s new single