What irony that women try

To emulate the world of “Y”

Where man’s degraded chromosome

Decrees he be a sickly drone.

Perhaps now that we know the truth

Shall women shun lies learned in youth

and power-dressed execu-dames

Espouse romance and changing names.

Yes, lets restore that status quo

That kept us stable long ago

When woman had warmth and eleg-ance

And basic bloke was - well - just pants.