Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote

Writ by Jeff Chaucer and not Colle Porter

The Wiffe of Bathe exulted to famme

Provinge there’s nothinge atalle like a Damme

Talles of Olde Cantabrae reade by Olde Codgers

And eke ye musicale by Richarde Rodgers

She mouthed dirtie her talle so daintie

Extollinge those partes so sweete and quainte.