The war between the sexes gets fought out in en-suites
But really! What’s the issue girls? I’m talking toilet seats.
We want it up to do our stuff; you want it down for yours
So if it’s down we lift it up (then pee on toilet floors).
So if you find we’ve left it up no need to frump and frown
Cos, sweetheart you’re a big girl now – just put the bugger down
Many thanks for your kind comments. Katherine.
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Tue 22nd Apr 2014 11:36
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Thanks, MC. Some of my best work is done on the toilet.
Hey JC - this is fun..the sentiment short and sweet
I'll have it in mind next time I say "Here, love -take a seat"!
(Keep 'em coming...the world needs your gift of
making us grin/chuckle/laugh!)
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Wed 23rd Apr 2014 05:11
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