3 ½ minute egg

I just got into bed
with my 3/12 minute egg
she is ready to crack me up
I’m a soldier-
shes a sensual sunny side pup,
all Andrex like
butter wouldn’t melt
until you press the right button,
then fuzzy felt shapes
my lamb dressed as mutton
stick all over the place
we are star shaped
bed spread
she rolls me over easy
eggs over easy
as she performs,
in a most delightful way
would love to play for a little longer…
spend a bit more time,
to pointed tongue, …..er,..ahem….
cant, all over
pop
3 ½ minutes,
I like it runny
sorry love.