United Press are looking for very short stories of about 100 words. They must be on the theme of “Things Kids Say” and should be funny illustrations of amusing things that children have said. They hope you can help because they need more material for the book and half of the £5.99
cover price goes to Barnardo's.

The book was launched with the help of actress and TV celebrity Lynda
Bellingham recently, and you can see more details and an interview
with Lynda at http://www.unitedpress.co.uk/itn.php. 

They are also looking for people to do simple black ink illustrations of some of the funny stories.