Powerful Politics
Okay, so I've read this in many places and is my response to the absolute crap that our politians spew lately.
Powerful Politics
Fascist Faggots,
Fudge their Finances,
Failing an Unfulfilled, Frigid,
Electorate.
Easily these Eggheaded,
Egregious, Eediots,
Allocate Approving,
Bright and Beautiful,
Magic Money,
To Greedy, Gregarious,
Bloated Bigwigs.
Carefully, and Cautiously,
Bloody Beaurocrats,
Hamfistedly Hide,
Illegal, Illuminated,
Precious Pensions.
These Torturously,
Torrid Twats,
Selfishly Subjugate,
Sterling Saviors,
Peacefully Protesting,
Pernicious Pricks.
Whilst the Wary,
Worried, Worn,
Quintessentially, Quiet,
Daring, Dispirited,
Rightly Rely,
On Official,
Legal Labour.
Zealously Zeros Will
Join the Jiving, Jibing,
Unsung, Unappreciated,
Kind, Caring,
Valiant yet Violent Voters.
And Hopefully,
Fascist Faggots,
Will soon no longer,
Fudge their Finances.
Martin Nelson
Mon 4th May 2009 03:51
Thank you, now I just need to be able to recite it from memory without tripping over my tongue!