here lays the challenge
for the adolescent
wishes to impress her
and himself
with one hand awkward
first time
can he navigate the complex connections
of St Michael’s finest?

takes pleasure in her lacey choices
pays respect in whimpish voices
says ‘its wonderful’
and oh the silk panels
feels good on the tip of his nose
doesn’t really know where to get it on
this virgin merry goes round
wiggles between the mighty mounds
astounds himself at the troughs and peeks
sniggering sneaks an adolescent geek
sleek student in lingerie inspection
sets his skin aglow
and his membership, first time in the club you know.
unfastens on stimulus below
buckle belt, cotton black, forest, felt nice
take dextrous hand to virgin vice fumbles
feign confident the stumbling tumbles into confusion
willingly lapping it up
trying to unfasten the bra
with one hand
I want to be a one hand wonder
not a one touch blunder puss
exploding in all direction
I wanna get good in lingerie inspection
learn all the labels
it’s a test he doesn’t mind failing
Venus loves a dire intentional
“and you are so dire boy, ill smother you!”
-you don’t wannt to let her down
realise the mammaries within
all strapped in heres the test
pert secure St Michael’s bra
grab her breast
he keeps banging the door
lovely stuff
but can he just cant unhitch with one hand
does it some more
his hikers thumbs out stand
he looks like a hitch hiker lost
she rides him senseless
must  impress at any cost
carries on regardless
hacks now frantic
fasteners, hooks and metal clips
never enough teasers
St. Michael is pedantic in design
who the hell reads the sign on the inside of a label
whats this?
nylon cross members another label
ooh its all so technical easops fable
double d
feels like an animal now
and how technical sits so sexy alongside lingerie
“im an engineer you know”
not often romance in such things
suspender clips are complicated
side operating zip up dresses demented Emma peel avenger
doesn want to be dominated
a one hand wonder pretender
“of course I have done it before! “
a stumbling blunder puss
loses temper
“you size  18 trunnion truss!”
I should have just told you you were fat
“im  trying to unclip, shut up!”
Ill have a bit of that
he smiles a sweaty smile
a zip would be easier
breathe in …………….breathe out, compile………………….
lip to lip, eyes closed, lights out teaser
likes her on top to squeeze her
assets waiting to burst out
like ice cube freeze her, erect a nipple neglect
2 mighty melons of fleshy respect
his 3 page wonder
of adolescent inspect closer
nearly there, snaps the clip, accident
here comes a dose of double whammy
the glitz glammy, door bell, belly button ,camisole discarded!
the wallop wobble squeeze boob bob
ball bearing in the bag
steel ball wrecking red rag
retarded
wow, they’re out, no sag
and what a pair to shout about
2 buns in an oven
2 pots in a coven
what a lovely mix
one of St. Michael’s tricks
St. Michael is the brand name of Marks and Spencer
I read it on the label