I'm new here but was inspired to join in and post this i wrote years ago. by a comment by Cynthia Buell Thomas on a poem posted by Sebastian.

 

The Big Man With a LITTLE Prick.

He's just a big man with a little prick

so what's the point?

 

When you are so arrogant

You know better than to explain

What the majority just don't get.

Go ahead! Be a big man

But you've still got a little prick

So what's the point?

 

You ride your high horse, go ahead

Trample the minions if you must, but

One day you'll fly to close to the sun

Scorch your wings like Icarus did

End up with 97% Burns and

3% Worsworth with zero tolerance

and you'll still have a little prick.

 

He once ran too fast with a hard on

Hit a wall and broke his nose, then

Because he needed an extension,

Named his adopted son ''Richard.''

 

He's just a big man with a little prick

And a huge inferiority

Complex.