THE ASHFORD MIDDLESEX ENGLISH DICTIONARY
The Ashford Middlesex English Dictionary
was begin in nineteen forty three.
They did the A's
and managed the B's
were all at C
but finished at D
then built a large conservatory
in which to discuss from E to Z
but stopped at prefabs
and went to bed
and were bombed to hell
instead of finishing so that's why
demand for this dictionary
is rapidly diminishing.