Parody of Adam Ants "Stand and Deliver"

I'm the Tory highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I earn my cash from raising tax and sheer exploitation,
We will take your dole and cause bloody devastation!
The way things look nobody will qualify for next year's old age pension!

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Doesn't it make you shiver, this tory way of life!

I'm the Tory highwayman and I live in a luxury mansion
The clumsy fools, we create the rules, it's the lower class we're taxing
So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
We're always pleased to tell the oiks the big mistakes their making!

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Doesn't it make you shiver, this tory way of life!

And even though you fool your self's
the control of the nation will be mine
All mine!

We're the Tory highwaymen so clever with excuses
for our bullshit philosophies where the common man loses
We're the Tory highwaymen and here's our invitation
Throw your rights overboard and join our Tory nation!

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Doesn't it make you shiver, this tory way of life!

Even though you fool your selfs
the control of the nation will be mine,
all mine!

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Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Doesn't it make you shiver, this tory way of life!

Copyright © Tony Kasazkaja 2015