I get the word "snatch" into the Daily Telegraph - 10 points to me!
The lovely gels at The Daily Telegraph Wonder Women asked me to write a poem about contraception for their ace campaign Take Back Birth Control, which encourages women to explore which contraceptive method is the best for them. So I did; it's called Chisel.
I did a video in my living room starring me and my scary cushion and you can watch the video here. I even hoovered the sofa, which is probably a first for me.
I hope you like the poem!
Louise
Sun 21st Jun 2015 22:09
So very,very true, David!
I'm sorry you can't open the video - it worked for me just now.
This is the link below - try and copy and paste. How scary is my cushion (not a euphemism!)
I don't always write poetry about body parts.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/11665667/Video-Funny-Birth-control-poem-you-need-in-your-life.html