MAN: I am lonely

 

GOD: I gave you a woman

 

MAN: You gave me hell

 

GOD: Isn't that a little sexist?

 

MAN: You made it this way

 

GOD: I gave you free will

 

MAN: What does that mean?

 

GOD: It means grow up

 

MAN: You are a shit sometimes

 

GOD: You made me that way

 

MAN: What does that mean?

 

GOD: It means take some responsibility

 

MAN: But you abandon me

 

GOD: Come here

 

MAN: NO

 

GOD: So stop crying

 

MAN: I am not crying

 

GOD: Be a man

 

MAN: I am not crying

 

GOD: Well stop moaning then

 

MAN: Leave me alone!

 

GOD: I never interfere

 

MAN: LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

GOD: I gave you free will

 

MAN: GO AWAY!

 

GOD: YOU!

 

MAN: I am sorry

 

GOD: Come here

 

MAN: I am lonely

 

GOD: Play with her

 

MAN: She is nice

 

GOD: Nice is good

 

MAN: I hate her

 

GOD: Why?

 

MAN: She is stupid

 

GOD: How?

 

MAN: She plays mean tricks

 

GOD: Why?

 

MAN: I like her

 

GOD: Good

 

MAN: she is boring

 

GOD: I am sorry

 

MAN: She nags

 

GOD: Who are you?

 

MAN: She never stays

 

GOD: You are not a man

 

MAN: What does that mean?

 

GOD: I don't know

 

MAN: Why?

 

GOD: I am not real

 

MAN: Why can't it just be us two?

 

GOD: Because I don't exist

 

MAN: Who am I talking to?

 

GOD: Yourself

 

MAN: No. YOU!

 

GOD: You killed me

 

MAN: You gave me free will

 

GOD: I was silly

 

MAN: Tell me what to do

 

GOD: I can't

 

WOMAN: I am a girl. No one understands me. I have to be wicked so you will want me.

 

GOD: Don't be stupid

 

WOMAN: I don't understand

 

GOD: I am off

 

MAN: I am lonely

 

MAN: I am lonely

 

MAN: I AM LONELY!

 

WOMAN: Come here

 

MAN: Hold me

 

WOMAN: I am lonely too

 

MAN: Fuck off