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Tuesday 6th October 2015 1:39 pm

What will happen if we find an end to our universe?

are you ready to please me? i will make you my s3xslave!

i'm 27/f... come over and taste my juice!

It's Foxy Time!

What will happen if we find an end to our universe?

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come over and taste my juice!

come over and taste my juice!

come over and taste my juice!

come over and taste my juice!

It's Foxy Time!

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What will happen if we find an end to our universe?

What will happen when we find the end of our universe?

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Stu Buck

Wed 7th Oct 2015 17:09

hi jackie. i can see how that must be gut wrenching! apologies for any mental trauma caused! i myself went on one of those holidays earlier this year (the holiday camp was like a ghetto strapped onto the side of a welcome break) and can sympathise. on this occasion, ITS FOXY TIME came from foxy bingos 900th attempt to get me playing a game i hate with people i dont understand. glad you liked the poem though, im really liking found poetry at the moment.

Jackie Phillips

Wed 7th Oct 2015 17:05

The poem that is, not the holiday, that was bloody awful.

Jackie Phillips

Wed 7th Oct 2015 17:04

Hi Stu
I loved your poem but a few years back I took my kids on one of those cringingly soul sucking holidays with forced to participate, so called, 'family entertainment'. It took place in a a dingy room with a bar and a stage and it just happened to be called The Foxy Club. Every damned afternoon, evening and night for two solid weeks, that felt like an eternity, would come that dreaded chant 'Its Foxy Time! Its Foxy Time! Its Foxy Time!'. I'm afraid it put a whole new spin on your poem but I enjoyed it never the less.

Stu Buck

Wed 7th Oct 2015 14:16

cheers. im getting into this found poetry business. im a bit wary, as i try to stick to my style as much as possible, but im seeing how my cynical, world hating bullshit can be pedaled this way aswell! dachbot is excellent, im checking it out now!

John Bastard

Wed 7th Oct 2015 00:47

reminds me of dachbot, which is an app on facebook that mashes your posts together.
brilliant found poetry in there:

so that's what will never
-DachBot

The athletes are still reigning as the rapture happened how I'd ought to.
-DachBot

I am genuinely lesser than these photos
-DachBot

I am mcluvin, world's best bastard
-Dachbot

I am mcluvin, world's away
-Dachbot

John Bastard

Wed 7th Oct 2015 00:44

holy fuck
i'm in love with this.

Stu Buck

Tue 6th Oct 2015 13:40

i pasted this from found lines in my junk box. apart from the last line. i realised about half an hour after that i left links to my email on the bloody thing. brilliant... anyway, sorted now.

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