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WE-WON-THE-WAR-IN-1954

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A chant I have not heard for almost 60 years.

Playtime was fun and frightening and formative at primary School.  It was a Boys School and play reflected that.

Ad hoc games of football were being played up and down and across the yard.  Picture Manchester United playing Manchester City at Old Trafford while Tottenham played Arsenal across the pitch and several pockets of unrelated kick-a-bouts were also taking place – and you have the idea; any of which might be from 3-a-side to 18 or more.  The risk was always that one of the big boys from another game would pick up your ball and hoof it over the school wall.

From time to time two boys might start recruiting for Cowboys and Indians or “We Won The War”.  This would start with them stomping around the yard with their arms around each other’s shoulders chanting, “Who’s-Playnat-Car-Boys-Nindians?” or “We-Won-The-War-In-1954”, historical accuracy sacrificed for a 7-year old’s rhyme.  Both games consisted of killing each other. Death was a bit voluntarist; you might decide an arrow had missed you or killed you.  But you were back up and running if your mate tigged you.

Occasionally a fight would break out which would be quickly surrounded by spectators chanting, “Fay fay fay”.  This approximated to “Fight fight fight”.  Besides generating a kind of tribal ambience this alerted other kids in the playground to come running and join what looked like a bee swarm of kids, all chanting “Fay fay fay”.  Ironically it also served to alert the teacher who would launch himself into the swarm, hauling kids aside to break into the “arena” and lug off the two combatants.

If we’d have had more brains we’d have watched in silence and enjoyed more uninterrupted entertainment.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 12th Oct 2015 02:46

I am newly reminded of a passing ambush game in the
1950s days of buttoned shorts, which, in retrospect,
might be called "Fly tipping".
Careless unobservant lads were at risk of having
buttoned flies ripped open by some passing mischief
maker if they weren't quick enough to evade the oncoming attack.
Discomfort was exacerbated if any of the buttons in question were pulled off thereby subjecting the
unfortunate victim to visible signs of his embarrassing
experience. There were undoubtedly sighs of relief
when the arrival of the zip fastener rendered those
japes obsolete.
No wonder the enemies of the British Empire stood no
chance when faced with such devious underhand
behaviour!! I don't know about the playing fields of
Eton. The lot I recall would have brought victory
to Blighty anywhere...any time.

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John Coopey

Thu 8th Oct 2015 23:11

Who are you kidding, Harry? You'd be too old for conscription in 1940!

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Harry O'Neill

Thu 8th Oct 2015 22:28

John,

This is absolutely true.

After the Christmas blitz in 1940 Liverpool, they stacked up all the collapsed bricks neatly on a piece of land near Leeds street. With passages through it it was irresistible as a dead
ringer for 1914 trench warfare, so we kids used cardboard sheets to make hideouts and used to chuck bricks at the Leeds street gang while they `shelled` us back.

So much for the terrible spiritual damage of the war.

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John Coopey

Thu 8th Oct 2015 22:07

Thanks, Martin. Having your testicles held by the school nurse was a surprisingly solemn affair and not the stuff of masturbatory fantasy it later became.
We also played a variant of British Bulldog whereby those caught formed an ever widening linked chain which became impossible to elude. You always saved the big tough-nuts till the end!

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Martin Elder

Thu 8th Oct 2015 19:55

Crikey John. I have suddenly had memories flooding back to me. I can still remember that chant going round the playground at junior school when I was about that age. I also remember playing british bulldog at secondary school on particularly wet days in the school gym when the playing fields were a no go area. However the only testicle grabbing I can recall was by the school nurse once a year and being asked to cough Ouch!

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John Coopey

Thu 8th Oct 2015 19:33

Thankyou, MC. I suspect you'd have been at the Big Boys School when I was at the Juniors. The playgrounds of today certainly seem much more sanitised spaces than in our era.
Other past-times included the near-violent British Bulldog, hanging from bars, grabbing testicles (Milkers Guild) and handball. Formative stuff indeed to equip a boy to become a man!

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 8th Oct 2015 15:25

An immaculately read vignette of a 1950s schoolboys'
existence at play. Perfect for a radio slot!
Are you sure you don't supply the voice for Mr Carson in
"Downton Abbey"?
The book "Yesterday's Harvest" by the late Brian Carter
is a wonderful evocation of a childhood in wartime and
immediately afterwards and from your material I'd guess
you'd find it well worth your time. As a local lad who
followed on - being some years younger than Mr Carter -
I found it both moving and perfectly tuned to the reality
of changing times from the point of view of a precocious
town kid from a poor family who discovered the wonders
of the natural world and went on to serve that world in
his own way in adult life.

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