2015 is coming to an end 
2016 will you be my friend? 

Take away my lying friends
The girls made up like dolls
The gobby cows
The social media trolls

The girls that can't walk in stiletto shoes
That look to me like constipated statues

Those weird HD brows and over highlighted cheeks 
Fish pouts on Facebook and their lovely critiques 

The boys with their arses on show with low slung jeans 
The low cut tops with too much boob to be seen 

Men with cheap tattoos of mum, love and hate 
Then wandering round in a drunken state 

Please bring me a change, 
I can't fix stupid, 
weird 
annoying 
or the deluded!